Dog Chases Bicycles
My dog is a nuisance.
He chases everyone on a bicycle.
What can I do?
→ Take his bike away.
Random joke from this category
My dog is a nuisance.
He chases everyone on a bicycle.
What can I do?
→ Take his bike away.
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off?
→ It was a vicious cycle.
What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
→ One with no spooks in it.
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
→ Run!
What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?
→ Sleep in the wardrobe.
Who stole the sheets from the bed?
→ Bed buglars.
Which villains steal soap from the bath?
→ Robber ducks.
How do vampire football players get the mud off?
→ They all get in the bat-tub.
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Baby Owl.
- Baby Owl who?
- Baby Owl see you later, baby not.
Why are bananas never lonely?
→ Because they hang around in bunches.