Clean Jokes — best jokes

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?
→ By appearing in television spooktaculars.

What do you call a rich frog ?
→ A golf blooded reptile !

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
→ They sit eggsaminations !

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
→ Unhoppy!!

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

What did the salt say to the pepper?
→ Hey Baby, what's SHAKING!

What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
→ Damn

What do you catch when you go ice fishing?
→ A cold

If you're fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY???
→ The ice will crack up!

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?
→ A mousetache.