Clean Jokes — best jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
→ Big holes all over Australia!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
→ So he could hide in the cherry tree!

What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes?
→ Slow clowns.

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
→ She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?
→ He wanted to check his e-mail.

- Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.

- Are you choking?

- No, I really did!

What's green and purple and goes up and down?
→ Barney in an elevator.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
→ Down in the mouth!

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
→ Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
→ Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)