Yo Mama Jokes — worst jokes

Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.

YO MAMMA'S SO FAT:

• she was mistaken for god's bowling ball.
• when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up
• she had to go to Sea World to get babtised
• she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
• her favorite dress is a tent
• she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops
• she has to iron her pants on the driveway
• she needs a building permit for her girdle
• she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring
• she puts on tampons with a bazooka
• she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
• she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon
• she sat on a rainbow and Skittles came out
• she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel
• she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar
• when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose
• the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to step out of the way

Yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "I got sunshine on a cloudy day".....

Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out

Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down.

Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.