Yo Mamma So Fat

I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.

YO MAMMA'S SO FAT:

• she was mistaken for god's bowling ball.
• when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up
• she had to go to Sea World to get babtised
• she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
• her favorite dress is a tent
• she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops
• she has to iron her pants on the driveway
• she needs a building permit for her girdle
• she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring
• she puts on tampons with a bazooka
• she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
• she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon
• she sat on a rainbow and Skittles came out
• she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel
• she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar
• when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose
• the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs