Yo Mamma So Fat

I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.

YO MAMMA'S SO FAT:

- she was mistaken for god's bowling ball.

- when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up

- she had to go to Sea World to get babtised

- she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth

- her favorite dress is a tent

- she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops

- she has to iron her pants on the driveway

- she needs a building permit for her girdle

- she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring

- she puts on tampons with a bazooka

- she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller

- she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon

- she sat on a rainbow and Skittles came out

- she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel

- she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar

- when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose

- the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs