Stats/Math Jokes — worst jokes

- Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?

- Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

- Teacher: Are you good at math?

- Pupil: Yes and no

- Teacher: What do you mean?

- Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

- I failed every subject except for algebra.

- How did you keep from failing that?

- I didn't take algebra!

What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
→ Square meals!

- Teacher: How much is half of 8?

- Pupil: Up and down or across?

- Teacher: What do you mean?

- Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why are rabbits like calculators?
→ They both multiply a lot.

What can a monster do that you can't do?
→ Count up to 25 on his fingers.

How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand?
→ On their warts.

If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left?
→ A million dollars minus 75 cents.

If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have?
→ A dollar.