Science — worst jokes

A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced tornado".

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?
→ It is a no spin zone

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?
→ It burns too easily

How did the rainbow know is was lost?
→ It was a clear day

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?
→ Your pants are on backwards

What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert?
→ Candy Canes

What is the opposite of a cold front?
→ A warm back

How is snow white?
→ Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?
→ To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

How is a hailstone like an onion?
→ They are both whitish and have layers