Science — worst jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?
→ Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
→ Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?
→ So they can see where they are going

Why did the weather want privacy?
→ It was changing

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?
→ A very dry sense of humor

What type of sense of humor does rain have?
→ A very wet sense of humor

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
→ To cloud 9

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?
→ Diving

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?
→ Catch my drift

Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."