Astronaut Job Security
Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?
→ Because as soon as they start they get fired.
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Leaving The Moon
Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?
→ Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
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Parking Spaceships
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
→ At parking meteors.
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Becoming An Astronaut
Why did the boy become an astronaut?
→ Because he was told he was no earthly good.
Astronaut Warmth
- Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?
- Girl: Apollo neck jumpers?
Hungry Astronauts
Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?
→ Because they've just had a big launch.
Alien's Mobile
Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
→ Because it was so ET!
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Alien Surfing The Internet
What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?
→ e-t.
Dripping Starship
What do you call an alien starship that drips water?
→ A crying saucer.
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Metric Alien
What did the metric alien say?
→ Take me to your litre!