School — worst jokes

- Father: How do you like going to school?

- Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
→ Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!

What was King Arthur's favourite game?
→ Knights and crosses!

Why aren't you doing very well in history?
→ Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What's black and white all over and difficult?
→ An exam paper!

The food in our school canteen is perfect.
If your a bug!

What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
→ Square meals!

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
→ The food!

Where did all the cuts and blood come from?
→ The school went on a trip!

An ideal homework excuse

- Teacher: Where is your homework?

- Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had