Religion — worst jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
→ They were really put out.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
→ In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
→ Samson. He brought the house down.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
→ 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
→ Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
→ David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
→ Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
→ Ruth-less.

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
→ Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible?
→ Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.