Random joke from this category
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heart to heart talk about Chelsea's college experiences.
- Hillary: So have you found dating to be a fulfilling experience?
- Chelsea: It's okay..but i don't like how the boys sometimes act like real sex hounds.
- Hillary: Well, uh, have you, uh, actually had sex?
- Chelsea: Well Mom, no, not IF you define sex the way Daddy does.
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man's oldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceous blonde bending over the counter to try on a necklace, the friend asked "How in the hell did YOU land a wife like that?"
The old man whispered back, "Easy. I told her I was 90!"
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
→ Throw the guy out of the house.
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
→ A mental hospital.
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
→ When the power goes off.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
→ You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
→ No phone numbers.
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?
→ In the pages of a romance novel.
Man walks into a supermarket and buys:
The girl at the checkout looks at him and says "Single are you?"
The man replies very sarcastically "How did you guess?"
She replies "because you're ugly."
