Relationships — worst jokes

What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?
→ Wear perfume that smells like beer.

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
→ Men always miss them!

Why are men like popcorn?
→ They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?
→ Guilt gifts are nicer.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
→ The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them.

How are daughter's boyfriends like cockroaches?
→ They hang around the kitchen and it's hard to get rid of them!

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
→ A mental hospital.

How can you tell if a man's playing around?
→ He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin with the line, "To whom it may concern..."

How could Will Rogers say, "I never met a man I didn't like"?
→ He never had to date one.

How can you tell if a man you're dating is lazy?
→ He throws his kisses.