Relationships — worst jokes

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?
→ He left lip prints on the mirror!

What did one bell say to the other?
→ "Be my valenchime!"

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?
→ Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?
→ He was totally bow-gus!

What is the most romantic city in England?
→ Loverpool!

What do you call two birds in love?
→ Tweethearts!

- Do you love me more than you love sleep?

- I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
→ He gives it a valenshine!

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
→ "I love you with all my art!"

My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can't find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.