Political Jokes — worst jokes

The 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchise has a new Bucket of Chicken out. It's called the 'Hillary Clinton Bucket.' It contains two small breasts and two large thighs.

A redneck calls up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States."

- The receptionist: What are you, an idiot?

- Redneck: Why, is it required?

Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird?
→ The spread eagle.

Why are politicians like diapers?
→ Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.

The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavian air defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 just after nightfall while the jet was on a bombing run. The plane crashed into an empty field, creating a huge crater. Serbian search and rescue workers have recovered 307 bodies so far, proving that NATO is using Albanian men, women and children terrorists to wage their war of terror from the sky.

Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
→ Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.

At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered, "When was your last election?" The Japanese ambassador turned bright red and whispered back, "before bleakfast."

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. "The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says. The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks. "Oh, He'll have the fish," Hillary replies.

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. Suddenly Clinton grabs Hillary by the collar and throws her over the side and onto the field. The stunned umpire shouted, "No, Mr. President! I said, Throw the first PITCH!"

- Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?

- His Father: Everyone will have what he needs.

- LB: But what if there is a shortage of meat?

- HF: There will be a sign in the butcher shop saying, "No one needs meat today."