Random joke from this category
A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters.
- Excuse me, sir, who are you?
- My name's Tex, officer.
- Tex, eh? Are you from Texas?
- Nope, Louisiana.
- Louisiana? So why are you called Tex?
- Don't want to be called Louise, do I?
What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials?
→ A police lineup.
Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?
→ Santa Clues.
Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board. On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, "it was so nice of you to put my daddy's picture up there."
'You boy!' called a policeman. 'Can you help? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......'
'Really?' said the boy. 'What're his ears called?'
What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?
→ A road hog!
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long."
- Policeman: Why were you speeding?
- Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
- Policeman: Why were you speeding?
- Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.
- Policeman: Why were you speeding?
- Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.
