Kids Jokes — worst jokes

- Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.

- Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?

- Sammy: No. They do!

One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before.

The old camper said:

- I thought of camp yesterday.

- Why? - the counsellor asked.

- Where were you?

- At the garbage dump! - the old camper answered.

On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question:

- What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered:

- Going home!

At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed.

- How did your trunk get so neat? - she asked her messy daughter.

- It was easy - said Julie.

- I just never unpacked!

The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out:

- Order! Order!

In a flash someone shouted out:

- Hamburger, coke and fries!

The Counselor was greeting the new campers.

- So you decided to come to camp - she said to one.

- Nope - the camper answered.

- I was sent to camp!

- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

- Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!

- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

- Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.

- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

- Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.

A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone.

- Why don't you play with your friends? - he asked.

- Because I only have one friend - the girl replied.

- And I hate her.