Kids Jokes — worst jokes

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Acid!

- Acid who?

- Acidently on purpose!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Abyssinia!

- Abyssinia who?

- Abyssinia when I get back!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Abel!

- Abel who?

- Abel to see you, ha, ha!

Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?
→ He wanted to see a butterfly.

- Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

- Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
→ Bee-hive yourself!

A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school's drug policy last week - for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him "jump higher."

- Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

- Brother: How do you know which way I'm going?

A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain.

- You can't go home in this - said one of his friends, you'd better stay the night.

- That's very kind of you - said the boy.

- I'll just run home and get my pyjamas.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
→ They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.