Kids Jokes — worst jokes

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
→ Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
→ A wash and wear wolf

- Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit!

- Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?
→ Flatman and Ribbon!

What do you call a clever monster?
→ Frank Einstein.

What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
→ I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?
→ I didn't know we lived on the same block.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?
→ At the ugly parlour.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?
→ HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?
→ One with a cemetery plot.