Instrument Jokes — worst jokes

What happens if you sing country music backwards?
→ You get your job and your wife back.

What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?
→ A new age song.

Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?
→ They've had little use.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?
→ Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?
→ A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?
→ When the other tenors notice.

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?
→ About 10 pounds.

What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?
→ The baritone.

How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?
→ He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.

"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.

"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."

"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"