Instrument Jokes — most commented jokes

What's the witches favourite pop group?
→ Broomski Beat!

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?
→ Rock and Roll

If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
→ The conductor.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
→ A bear faced lyre!

What kind of music do phones love to hear?
→ A symphony

How does a baritone make phone calls?
→ Song distance!

- Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour?

- Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?
→ Because she was an operetta (operator).

What kind of phone makes music?
→ A saxophone.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?
→ He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth."