Food Jokes — worst jokes

Have you heard the latest scandal?
→ Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.

What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?
→ Limp biskit

- Do you love me?

- Of course

- Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear

- Lemon meringue pie!

Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow.
When I woke up my pillow was gone!

Meg's mother was visiting her daughter at camp.
'How did you find the steak dinner?' she asked.
'With a magnifying glass!'

A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work. Then one day two of the monks, who had been discussing the problem, suggested they open a fish and chips stand down on the highway, right next to a scenic vista area popular with tourists. The other monks agreed, and the two put up the stand. One day a tourist who wanted to offer a compliment asked the monk on duty, "Are you the fish friar?" "No, sir," retorted the brother, "I'm the chip monk."

Why do bakers work so hard?
→ Because they need the dough

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?
→ It was a crusty steed!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?
→ Because he wanted to feel his oats!

A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack.

She offered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked.

"And more hair than Dad," added their son.