Festival Jokes — worst jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?
→ So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?
→ With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

What has handles and flies?
→ A witch in a garbage can.

How do witches lose weight?
→ They join weight witches.

What happens if you see twin witches?
→ You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?
→ Spelling.

Why was the student witch so bad at essays?
→ Because she couldn't spell properly.

Have you heard about the goodweather witch?
→ She's forecasting sunny spells.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?
→ She was having Disney spells.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?
→ She was ex-spelled.