Festival Jokes — worst jokes

Is it good to drink witch's brew?
→ Yes, it's very newt tricious!

- How do you manage to stay in shape?

- I get a lot of hexercise.

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?
→ Steven Spellberg!

What does an Australian witch ride on?
→ A broomerang!

Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg?
→ She kept trying to poach her ideas.

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?
→ 'Voodoo like to dance with me?'

- My, hasn't your little girl grown?

- Yes, she's certainly gruesome.

- Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister?

- Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards?

- No I wouldn't.

- No, well nor will she.

- What's your new boyfriend like?

- He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
→ She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright!

'Owl be seeing you later.'