Flying Home for Easter
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
→ He didn't have the hare fare.
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
→ He didn't have the hare fare.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
→ A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
→ A yeaster bunny!
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
→ A runny bunny.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
→ Deviled eggs!
Why do pigs love Halloween?
→ There's lots of hogsgobblin.
Why do pigs like February 14th?
→ They get lots of Valenswines.
Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?
→ It was Saint Patrick's Day.
What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey?
→ "Pleased to eat you!"
Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?
→ He was exceeding the feed limit!