Stiff Joints
Why do witches have stiff joints?
→ They get broomatism!
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Why do witches have stiff joints?
→ They get broomatism!
How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?
→ She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!
What is the witches motto?
→ We came, we saw, we conjured!
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?
→ She calls the flying squad!
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?
→ Don't bite any witches!
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?
→ A witch with a blindfold!
What's the witches favourite pop group?
→ Broomski Beat!
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?
→ By her suntan!
Where did the witch get her furniture?
→ From the ideal gnome exhibition!
What is a witch's favourite TV show?
→ Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!