Festival Jokes — worst jokes

- Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it?

- Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?
→ To the boo-ty parlour.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
→ Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?
→ No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.

- Ghost: Are you coming to my party?

- Spook: Where is it?

- Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?
→ Anyone he could dig up.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
→ He had a wail of a time.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
→ Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Where do Easter bunnies dance?
→ At the basketball.

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
→ One. After that the basket won't be empty.