Random joke from this category
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas."
The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, I'm not Saint Peter and second, you really don't know where you are at all, do you?"
What's a fresh vegetable?
→ One that insults a farmer.
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen?
→ "There's more there than meets the sty."
How does the pig farmer get to the fair?
→ He rides piggyback.
- Farmer: Did you sleep well last night?
- Guest: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door.
- Farmer: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.
Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry.
The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car.
He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal
Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it.
Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
→ Wheres my tractor!
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
→ He wanted sweet and sour pork!
