Ethnic — worst jokes

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?
→ The beans keep slipping through the grill.

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?
→ It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.

- Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?

- Oy vey, Abraham, it's not going so good, we had a flood last week.

- So, Morrie, how do you start a flood?

Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.

- Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse.

- Ssh! It's not till next week.

Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live?
→ When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?
→ With a Crowbar!!!!!

The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:
An empty greyhound.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
→ They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.

The two in the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned - they couldn't get the tailgate open!

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
→ They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.