Dumb Jokes — worst jokes

Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
→ To see what was on the other side.

A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and "the boys" soon befriended him. Just before lunch one day a fellow worker came up to him and said, "You notice how the boss has been leaving work early for lunch and comes back late the past few weeks? Well, I've been going home and spending time with my wife. You oughta try it."

So our young friend snuck home, but as he entered his apartment, he could hear his wife and a man in his bedroom. Sneaking a peak into his bedroom, he caught his wife, with his BOSS in bed. Turning around, he quietly left the apartment and returned to work before his boss got back.

The next day, after the boss left, his friend nudged him and said, "I guess thats my cue! You gonna sneak home again today?"

To which our young friend replied, "Nah, I better not! I almost got caught yesterday!"

What is the definition of gross ignorance?
→ 144 blondes.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
→ Gifted!

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
→ Pregnant

Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buys a seven!

How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
→ She fell out of the tree.

What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
→ A blonde going through a flashing red light.

How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
→ Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks."

The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks."

"No. Those are deer tracks."

They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.