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What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
→ A blonde going through a flashing red light.

These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

- The effects are fleeting and lingering... - Overheard in a hallway

- In Managua, people are cheering in the streets, which are deserted. - CBS reporter during the solar eclipse

- A trucker called to thank all of the courteous Seattle drivers he had run across. - Announcer on KZOK radio

- He threw 110 pitches in six innings, and that's a mouthful! - CBS baseball announcer

- An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement have reached an agreement. - Irish Politician on RTE radio

- This is the biggest pawn that Israel holds in the whole hostage equation. - BBC world service.

- We have two incredibly credible witnesses here. - Sen. Biden at Thomas hearings from Bob Ericson (Marlboro, MA, USA)

- He's going to step down 'til he's back on his feet. - Vermont Public Radio commentator on Jimmy Swaggart's latest sex scandal

- Zoo Keeper: I've lost one of my elephants

- Other Zoo Keeper: Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

- Zoo Keeper: Don't be silly, he can't read!

Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied:

- it was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys.

- Then I saw another sign that said To The Bears, so I followed that and saw the bears. But when I followed a sign that said To the Exit, I found myself out on the street.

yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.

Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!

Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.