Dirty Jokes — worst jokes

- Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

- Mum: Well, you have done the right thing.

- Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
→ Ha..ha... your dad's a jerk off!

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
→ So people can read her lips.

Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by.

The turd looks over and says, "Hey! Come on in! The water's fine!"

One banana turns to the other banana and says, "Do you believe that shit?"

What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?
→ Eat, drink, and be Mary!

What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
→ The white one got away.

What's the definition of AIDS?
→ Anally Injected Death Sentence.

Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
→ So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning.

A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15 year old, and the madam replied, "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors to lickers."

An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells: "Super Pussy!"

The old man says: "I'll have the soup."