Dirty Jokes — worst jokes

- Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?

- Yeah, I finally let her out!

WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
→ THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION

why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
→ breasts don't have eyes

What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
→ They miss them all.

You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess what? His penis rejected it!

Two buddies get together and decide to go to a whorehouse, one of them tired of doing it with his wife all the time, the other not having it done for a long time. Anyways the married one goes up and comes down and says "My wife is much better." "Allright" goes the other guy, "Let me go try the same woman."

Well he goes and screws the whore, comes than says to his buddy, "You are right man, Your wife is much better."

Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
→ He had a pair of underpants that fitted him like a glove.....

IDEAL DATE

- At 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in

- At 25 "Split the check before we go back to my place"

- At 35 "Just come over."

- At 48 "Just come over and cook."

- At 66 Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.

Age Line

- 17 My parents are away for the weekend.

- 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.

- 35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.

- 48 My wife is away for the weekend.

- 66 My second wife is dead.

When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts...

In high school, I dated a girl with big breasts, but there was no passion.. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.. I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.. I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.. After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.. Now all I want is a girl with big breasts..