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Eating Like A Bird
Why can't a man eat like a bird?
→ Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?
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Car Insurance Rates
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
→ Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driving.
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The Mastercard Commercial
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
- Cover charge: $15.00
- Round of drinks: $23.00
- Table dance: $30.00
- Another round of drinks: $23.00
- Couch dance and tips: $50.00
- A round of shots: $34.00
- A Bottle of Dom and a Limo home: 125.00
- Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00
- Sending her on her way and never having to hear her complain: Priceless
For everthing else.... There's MasterCard
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A Fortunate Twist Of Fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
- How do you account for this? - he asked the brothers.
- It's hereditary, sir - the older one replied.
- I see - said the doctor, writing in his file.
- Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?
- No sir, our mother.
- Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!
- I know, sir - replied the recruit, but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could.
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Ultimate Rejection
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
→ Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
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Man Like Snowfall
How is a man like a snow fall?
→ You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
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A Man's Best Friend
What is a man's best friend?
→ His dick because it always sitcks up for him.
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Three Sizes
Men come in three sizes:
Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
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Texas University Exam
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students human reproduction. For an exam, one of the questions was: "Female humans are born with a limited number of eggs, while males, during their lifetime, produce millions upon millions of sperm. Why are so many sperm produced?" One young woman's answer: "Because they won't ask for directions either."
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Inflatable Doll
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable sex doll?
→ Instead of staring at the bikinis, he's staring at the beach balls.