Random joke from this category
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says:
- My cock is longer than that cat's tail.
A bet is made, the bartender supplies a ruler, and the cat is roused and measured.
But when the bartender begins the second measurement, the stud says:
- Just a moment! Where did you measure that cat's tail from?
- From the asshole. - says the bartender.
- Well, kindly do me the same favor.
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:
- Never pass up the opportunity to take a leak.
- Never trust a fart.
- Never take a hard-on for granted.
Why do men name their penises?
→ Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions!
What's the best thing to come out of a penis?
→ The wrinkles!
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?
→ They discovered they were throwing away the best part.
Why are some men uncircumcised?
→ The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant.
What's the dumbest part of a man's body?
→ His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two nuts, and it lives right around the corner from an asshole.
Why don't women have any brains?
→ Because they don't have any testicles to put them in.
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
→ Castrated.
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?
→ So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's knees at parties.
