Computer Jokes — worst jokes

Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Why is a modem better than a woman?
→ A modem doesn't mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesn't complain if you sit and play at the computer all night. A modem will sit patiently and wait by the phone. A modem comes with an instruction manual.

Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

What did the answering machine say to the telephone?
→ Take my word for it.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?
→ Automobile.

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?
→ e-t.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?
→ With an icy-stare!

Where do snowmen put their webpages?
→ On the winternet.

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?
→ e-t.