Blonde Jokes — worst jokes

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
→ Tits Go In Front.

What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
→ They both have a black box.
→ Both have a cockpit.

What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
→ Not everyone has been in a 747.

What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
→ Gee, are you sure it's mine?

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
→ Gifted!

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
→ Pregnant

Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
→ Because they can't even keep two calves together!

What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
→ Nothing. They've never met.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
→ Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
→ By the lipstick on your cucumbers.