Blonde Jokes — worst jokes

What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
→ Opens the car door.

Why do blondes like tilt steering?
→ More head room.

Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
→ More leg room.

What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?
→ Bucket seats.

What do blondes say after sex?
→ "Thanks, Guys!"
→ "Are you boys all in the same band?"
→ Do you guys all play for the same team?
→ Who were all those guys?

What is the definition of gross ignorance?
→ 144 blondes.

Why do blondes have orgasms?
→ So they know when to stop having sex!

Why don't blondes eat pickles?
→ Because they can't get their head in the jar.

What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
→ A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
→ They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
→ To put their feet through.