Blonde Jokes — worst jokes

How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worryworry worry"
→ Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
→ You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
→ Butter is difficult to spread.

What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
→ Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.

What does a blonde owl say?
→ What, what?

What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
→ It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.

What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
→ The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
→ Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada)
→ Because they can spell it.

What is 74 to a blonde?
→ 69 plus G. S. T.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
→ Toes Go In First.