Blonde Jokes — worst jokes

What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
→ Bigfoot has been seen.

What is chemistry's greatest achievement?
→ Artificial blondes!

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
→ The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion.

Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?
→ She tied up the safe and blew the guard!

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
→ You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
→ She kept throwing out all the "W"s!

What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?
→ She peed on her corn flakes.

Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?
→ It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

Why do Blondes take the pill?
→ So they know what day of the week it is.

What do you call a smart blond?
→ A golden retriever!