Blonde Jokes — worst jokes

- Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?

- Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
→ To see what was on the other side.

A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man tells her it will be $300. She exclaims, "I don't have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!"

To that the man asks, "Anything??"

And the blonde says, "Yes, anything!!"

With that, the man says, "Follow me."

He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door."

She does.

He then says, "Get on your knees."

She does.

He then says, "Take down my zipper."

She does.

He then says, "Go ahead, take it out."

With that she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands.

The man then says, "Well, go ahead!"

She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips, she says, "Hello... Mom?"

Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!

What's the mating call of the blonde?
→ "I'm sooo drunk!"

What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
→ (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
→ In case she locks the keys in her car.

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
→ A wind tunnel.

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
→ A dope ring.

How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
→ She drops her nail-file!
→ Who cares?
→ She says, "Next".
→ The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
→ He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
→ I mean, who really cares?
→ The batteries have run out.

What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
→ "Thanks for the refill!"