Turtle And Blonde
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?
→ When they're on their back their both fucked!
Blonde Jokes — worst jokes
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- At Work 856
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- Camping Jokes 88
- Celebrities 657
- Christmas Jokes 343
- Clean Jokes 1299
- Comedian Jokes 85
- Computer Jokes 800
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- Elderly Jokes 636
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- Gender Jokes 298
- Golf Jokes 164
- Instrument Jokes 274
- Irish Jokes 242
- Kids Jokes 2024
- Language Jokes 1361
- Lawyer Jokes 565
- Marriage Jokes 1855
- Medicine 1113
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- Mom/Dad Jokes 674
- Ouch 850
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- Red Indian Jokes 66
- Redneck Jokes 248
- Relationships 775
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- School 906
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- Sex Jokes 935
- Situations 1812
- Sport Jokes 602
- Stats/Math Jokes 214
- Travel Jokes 715
- War 134
- Women Jokes 1241
- Yo Mama Jokes 333
Random joke from this category
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Blonde Wakes Up
What does a blonde do after waking up?
→ Go Home.
→ Introduce herself to the guy on the bed.
Lipstick On Steering Wheel
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?
→ She was trying to blow the horn!
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Blonde At Red Light
What goes "errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh"?
→ A blonde at a blinking red light!
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Brown Hair Blonde
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown?
→ Artificial intelligence!
Blonde And The Bird
How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ??
→ She through it out of the window !!
Flowers for the Brunette
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.
The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying flowers.
The brunette says to the blonde "now I'm going to half to spread my legs!", and the blonde says "why? don't you have a vase?"
Guest
The Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department and asked them to come put it out. When they asked how to get to her house, and she rolled her eyes and said... "Duh, use the big red truck!"
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Inventions by Blondes
Inventions by Blondes...1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights 4. Submarine screen doors 5. A book on how to read 6. Inflatable dart boards 7. A dictionary index 8. Mechanical Pencil sharpeners 9. Powdered water 10. Pedal-powered wheel chairs 11. Waterproof tea bags 12. Watermelon seed sorter13. Zero proof alcohol 14. Reuseable ice cubes 15. See-through toilet tissue16. Skinless bananas 17. Do-it-yourself road map 18. Turnip ice cream 19. Toe implants 20. An all white flag21. Rolls Royce pickup truck 22. Helicopter Ejector Seat
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Crocodile In The Bar
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there!
The man tries to calm the bartender down and says he is very well trained to prove it the man whipped out his cock and put it in the crocodile's mouth, then he hit the crocodile over the head and after a few good smacks he pulls it out and shows the bar tender, "Look, no marks."
The bartender is still unsure so the man asks...
"Would anyone else like to try?"
The bar is quiet and a few minutes later a blonde in the corner stands up and says...
"I will but don't smack me on the head!"