Animal Jokes — worst jokes

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?
→ Where in earth have you been!

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
→ They can lighten your load!

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?
→ It has a blue light!

What did the woodworm say to the chair?
→ It's been nice gnawing you!

What did the maggot say to another?
→ What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
→ A dirty kid!

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
→ Light ale!

Why was the glow worm unhappy?
→ Because her children weren't that bright!

What's a glow worms favourite song?
→ Wake me up before you glow glow!

How do you make a glow worm happy?
→ Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!