Animal Jokes — worst jokes

Why are spiders good swimmers?
→ They have webbed feet!

What does a spider do when he gets angry?
→ He goes up the wall!

Why did the spider buy a car?
→ So he could take it out for a spin!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
→ I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
→ It became a daddy short legs!

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
→ Darn it!

What is life like for a wood worm?
→ Boring!

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
→ Because they're wrigleys!

What makes a glow worm glow?
→ A light meal!

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?
→ Very big worm holes in your garden!