Random joke from this category
What did one centipede say to the other centipede?
→ You've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs....!
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
→ Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Why was the centipede late?
→ Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!
What has 50 legs but cant walk?
→ Half a centipede!
What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
→ A centipede with athlete's foot!
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
→ He took too long to put his boots on!
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?
→ A centipede with a wooden leg!
What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
→ A grasshover!
Why was the moth so unpopular?
→ He kept picking holes in everything!
What's the biggest moth in the world?
→ A mammoth!
