Guest
Mouse Sandwich
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
→ A mouse sandwich!
Animal Jokes — worst jokes
- All
- Animal Jokes 3869
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- Comedian Jokes 85
- Computer Jokes 800
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- Drunks 538
- Dumb Jokes 1114
- Elderly Jokes 636
- Ethnic 982
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- Festival Jokes 300
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- Irish Jokes 242
- Kids Jokes 2024
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- Marriage Jokes 1855
- Medicine 1113
- Men Jokes 959
- Military Jokes 384
- Mom/Dad Jokes 674
- Ouch 850
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- Practical Jokes 33
- Red Indian Jokes 66
- Redneck Jokes 248
- Relationships 775
- Religion 1283
- School 906
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- Sex Jokes 935
- Situations 1812
- Sport Jokes 602
- Stats/Math Jokes 214
- Travel Jokes 715
- War 134
- Women Jokes 1241
- Yo Mama Jokes 333
Random joke from this category
Guest
Hickory Hickory Dock
Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries
Guest
Milking A Mouse
What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?
→ Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Guest
Angry Rodents At Christmas
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?
→ Cross mouse cards!
Guest
King Of The Mice
Who is king of all the mice?
→ Mouse Tse Tung!
Guest
Roman Emperor Mouse
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
→ Julius Cheeser!
Guest
Gray, Squeaky, Cave Dweller
What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
→ Stalagmice!
Guest
Eek, Eek, Bang
What goes eek, eek, bang?
→ A mouse in a minefield!
Guest
A Narrow Squeak
What's the definition of a narrow squeak?
→ A thin mouse!
Guest
Mouse And Skunk Cross
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
→ Dirty looks from the mouse!