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Oiling Mice
Why do mice need oiling?
→ Because they squeak!
Animal Jokes — worst jokes
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Random joke from this category
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Mouse's Least Favorite Record
What's a mouse's least favorite record?
→ What's up Pussycat!
Guest
Where Hamsters Come From
Where do hamsters come from?
→ Hamsterdam!
Guest
Drowning Mouse
How do you save a drowning mouse?
→ Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Guest
Large Antlers, White Gloves
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
→ Mickey Moose!
Guest
Goldfish Brain Transplant
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
→ I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
Guest
Where Fleas Go In Winter
- Monster: Where do fleas go in winter?
- Werewolf: Search me!
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Monster And A Flea
What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?
→ Lots of very worried dogs.
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Bird And A Snarl
What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?
→ A budgerigrrrrr!
Guest
Monster Babies
If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?
→ Cranes.