Animal Jokes — worst jokes

When is a black dog not a black dog?
→ When it's a greyhound!

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
→ A mutt in a rut!

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?
→ Cats can't drive!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
→ The collie wobbles!

What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?
→ A plain clothes police dog!

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
→ A guard dog!

What kind of dog chases anything red?
→ A bull dog!

When does a dog go "moo"?
→ When it is learning a new language!

How do you stop a dog smelling?
→ Put a peg on it's nose!

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?
→ Because they mess up the whole house!