Animal Jokes — worst jokes

What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?
→ A sausage dog!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
→ A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?
→ When the door is open!

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog?
→ Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
→ In the mush room!

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?
→ An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Why did the dog wear white sneakers?
→ Because his boots were at the menders!

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?
→ A jet setter!

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
→ He stole the show!

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
→ Because you can't bury them in trees!